The raincoaster challenge

Yesterday I made comment on how much I love raincoaster. I also had a random idea to see what the weirdest search term I could enter on google would be that would return raincoaster.

Before even getting a proper chance to follow through on this, there’s a comment on the post from the Queenpin herself. See post below. This has the makings of what could be a fun game, so here’s the idea:

  • Anyone can play. Everyone should play. Tell your friends.
  • Raincoaster should be in the first 10 results, partial credit for first 20.
  • Successful searches should be posted in the comments.
  • Use of the term ‘raincoaster’ in the entry kind of defeats the point, in case you hadn’t guessed.
  • Funniest/weirdest term wins bragging rights.
  • Visitors to the site should hit google with the search terms in the comments. If we get over twenty or so in a day it turns up in her blog stats.

I’m sure she won’t mind – after all it will boost her hits. Not many people actually read this blog though, so I’m really not too sure if this will work.

Worth having a crack at though.


12 Responses to “The raincoaster challenge”

  1. 1 raincoaster 2 January, 2007 at 2:27 pm

    How in god’s name did I not know about this? Maaaan, technorati sux.

    Believe me, I won’t mind. I’ll even pimp this post, for what it’s worth. Today the #1 search that led to my blog is “Saddam Hussein’s Last Words” which isn’t exactly uplifting, but then neither was “Britney beaver shot”.

    Was it you that hit me 35 times for “Raincoaster?”

  2. 2 static merchant 2 January, 2007 at 6:11 pm

    I have no idea if it was me that hit you 35 times. Might’ve been. I’ve been at the beach for a week (coincidentally also pickling my liver) and anything that happened beforehand is a distant pre-sunburn blur.

  3. 3 static merchant 3 January, 2007 at 2:32 pm

    Ok, we now have hits on:
    Global Cephalopod Domination,
    Cephalopod Hide Domination,
    Cephalopod Grandeur Delusion.

    Can anyone do better?

  4. 4 raincoaster 6 January, 2007 at 9:50 pm

    I don’t think anyone could do better, in any context. Cephalopod Grandeur Delusion sounds like a winner to me!

  5. 5 kstafford 16 January, 2008 at 3:58 pm

    Well, being a fellow fan of the great queen of the blogosphere, I had to throw my hat in the ring once I heard about this. I hope my search results aren’t too graphic for your readers. If so please edit them.

    Behold. The greatest list of raincoaster search results ever assembled:

    “Brittney’s sex pony”
    “global beaver domination”
    “mummified bear porn”
    “Cheney furry fairy fucker”

    and of course the unbeatable:

    “octopus fucks beaver bunny to death”


  6. 6 raincoaster 16 January, 2008 at 8:25 pm

    I got called “Queen of the blogosphere” and “a northern god” all in one day. I should buy a lottery ticket!

    As for “octopus fucks beaver bunny to death” well, where ELSE would you expect to find it?

  7. 7 Envelope Filter 16 January, 2008 at 10:04 pm

    True indeed.

    I think you need to somehow work the Viggo Mortenson thing into that last one somewhere….

    There’s no way they’ll ever come up with a law against that one!!

  8. 8 Caroline Jeff z 26 December, 2011 at 3:52 pm

    Why isn t this search engine friendly Because, every single blog post will have the same text “Site Name Blog Archive ” at the beginning of the Title Tag.

  9. 9 Stephan 21 December, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    Your mode of telling everything in this piece of writing is really pleasant,
    every one can effortlessly know it, Thanks a lot.

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