Tentacle Pornstar Name Challenge!

There have been some fairly heavy topics in recent weeks. Time for some utter ridiculousness!

tentacle.jpgBehold the Tentacle Pornstar Name Challenge!!

After a recent discussion with the delightful raincoaster, I’ve decided to throw down: If you were starring in a tentacle porn flick, what would your name be?

This is far too hilarious to not have a go at!

It has occurred to me that the possibility of crossing Lovecraft references with Porn with Japanese with The Internet might create some kind of geek singularity from which there is no escape, or create a black hole, or worse yet some kind of meme, but those are risks I’m willing to take.

Seriously – I need the entertainment that much this week. Don’t let me down people!

Responses to the comments! Winner gets pimped by an insignificant blog! How can you resist!?!

And in case you were wondering? My entry: Tentacool McJiggler!!

In the name of science, do chicks dig gills? I’ve got to mac me a shorty that digs that!


19 Responses to “Tentacle Pornstar Name Challenge!”

  1. 1 raincoaster 26 February, 2007 at 8:01 pm

    I think chicks dig the profile of squid; of that you may be sure.

    I think I may actually write a quiz for this, instead of picking my own tentacular porn name. After all, “raincoaster” is already known far and wide as the Jenna Jameson of the cephalopod world.

  2. 2 archiearchive 27 February, 2007 at 3:10 am

    Who is Jenna Jameson? Who is raincoaster?

    sgnd, Archie Strongsuckers

  3. 3 nursemyra 4 March, 2007 at 7:43 pm

    nursemimic mollusca really digs gills. c’mon spill the ink. let’s have a look

  4. 4 Frontier Former Editor 5 March, 2007 at 5:00 am

    In keeping with a 1970’s porn motif, I choose “Johnny Beak”

  5. 5 raincoaster 5 March, 2007 at 8:29 pm

    I’m thinking “Squid Viscous.”

  6. 6 Metro 6 March, 2007 at 4:26 am

    Is “Gill Sucker” already taken here? I posted it to Raincoaster, but she was having none of it.

  7. 7 nursemyra 6 March, 2007 at 8:09 pm

    Squid viscous? I love it. Is there a prize? my vote goes to raincoaster

  8. 8 Envelope Filter 7 March, 2007 at 12:32 pm

    It’s been interesting watching this thing uncoil.

    I’m not sure who to declare the winner. I liked raincoaster’s Squid Viscous, but I fear inflating her ego further.

    Definite bonus points to nursemyra for getting mollusc into the equation. That’s a cool word.

    Archie as always does a good job of appearing addled, while Metro and FFE’s entries were suitably amusing.

    I think I’ll give it to nursemyra.

    Thanks all for your efforts. I’ll pimp nursemyra shortly.

  9. 9 raincoaster 7 March, 2007 at 10:01 pm

    That last remark could be taken any number of ways…”insert porn joke here”.

  10. 10 Frontier Former Editor 10 March, 2007 at 5:58 am

    Frankly, this whole passage could pass as a porn joke:

    “. . . while Metro and FFE’s entries were suitably amusing.

    I think I’ll give it to nursemyra.

    Thanks all for your efforts. I’ll pimp nursemyra shortly.”

    (insert cheesy 1970’s porn music bass line here)

  11. 11 Envelope Filter 10 March, 2007 at 11:14 am

    Bow chicka bow…

    I hadn’t spotted the ‘entries’ pun. Well done. I’m normally very good at spotting dirty meanings. The rest was deliberate…

  12. 12 Stiletto 17 May, 2007 at 10:34 am

    Squid viscous gets my vote too.

  13. 13 Stiletto 17 May, 2007 at 10:35 am

    Raincoaster wins. Ink it and weep.

  14. 14 Stiletto 17 May, 2007 at 10:45 am

    The only thing I can think of is Squid Diggler. Not very original I’m afraid.

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